- LUST: you shall not crave for anything more than chocolate. any proclamations of love towards other food items shall always be prefixed by your devotion to chocolate.
- GLUTTONY: you shalt not think about petty matters like inches of waist or kilograms of weight while consuming chocolate. the only thing limiting the intake of chocolate shall be the physical capacity of your stomach.
- GREED: you shall be considered to have sinned if you shall not start salivating on sight of any chocolate item - be it someone else's plate or a bakery window.
- SLOTH: no distances or difficulties, no matter how large or worrisome shall stop you from fulfilling your urge for chocolate once it arises.
- WRATH: the one who takes a bite out of your chocolate pastry or a spoonful of your chocolate ice-cream shall incur your wrath in its most ferocious form.
- ENVY: you shall envy every chocolate-eater till you've had an equal, if not more, amount.
- PRIDE: every time you glow in satisfaction after consuming chocolate, you shall not take pride in this but shall strive to make this a more frequent occurrence
October 13, 2008
seven sins redefined for chocolate
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@ENVY: why not take it to the level of jealousy?you shall be jealous of every chocolate eater till you have relieved him/her of their share too :P so they will be scared of ur sight...aur maa kahegi...beta chocolate chhupa le nahi to naween kumar aa jayega :P:P
@sandeip
[:P]
Sandeip guided me here and I fully agree with him. :-)
@cuckoo
[:)]
Honor: The most honorable death for you shall be Death By Chocolate :-P
Resolve: Regardless of how nice your friends have been in giving you chocolates on your birthday, you shall not share the chocolates with them.
PS: I'm having a chocolate while writing this :-P
Ergo...
PPS: Priorities: You shall not write any comments on blogs before finishing off your chocolates :-P
@sunny
for Honor, Resolve and PPS : obviously [:P]
and what about lesser mortals who aren't blessed with a physique like Naween is and hence hav to worry about petty things like inches and kilograms?? :P:P:)
@sharanya
sab moh maya hai [:P]
good one !! :)
golp
@golp
:)
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