November 16, 2007

let's discuss things...


if there's one thing of the summer placements i want to write about, it is the spectre of group discussions... in two of the GDs i didn't utter a single word!! in one case, i just didn't feel like talking, and the other was just plain fucking insane!!

=> pray tell me, why should there be points for giving a bloody structure to the GD? and what structure people give!! let us first dissect the meaning of all the words and then discuss the advantages and disadvantages!! what the bloody fuck!! do we really need to define words like marketing? what kind of an imbecile do you think me to be? and the funniest part is that after someone has given the said structure, someone else will go ahead to give the same structure again!!

=>everyone in the group says before the GD - let's try not to make it a fish market!! and still everyone will shout and bawl and cry and whine!! and it will end up becoming a fish market!! you get to hear that word often in conjunction with GDs - 'fish market'!! the panel will say - we don't want a fish market!! and they'll go ahead and choose the loudest fish of them all!!

=>and the most irritating thing of all (i don't blame the people, it's the MCN prof that should take the blame for this) - people always try to bring in names of authors and weird words, even if it has no fucking relation whatsoever with the matter being discussed!! as we read in Kotler...

=>i can't use terms like my worthy friend, my esteemed colleague.. or sentences like i agree with you there (actually used to interrupt someone) or i beg to differ ...

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i shout my heart out when watching a cricket match... but i can't out-shout someone who's hell bent on saying a point that he's already shouted out twice...

=>i don't think i'm obliged to be polite to girls even when all she's uttering is crap...

why the fuck am i writing all this?

if you want to call this the rant of a loser, go ahead!! i couldn't care less!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

ye kya boss...
i concur with all your points my worthy pal..
not much educated...but been to some of these fish markets...
kaun mai ka lal tumhe loser kehta hai..wahi tumhare campus me canteen ke paas samadhi banwa dunga...
bihari hai hum...humare gaw ghar ke ladke ko aisa waisa keh ke dekhe...
tension nahi lena ka....

Jade said...

Hehe.. You're so right. I can't believe that there are people who actually like GD's. One of the advantages of having had so few shortlists was that I had to attend no GD's at all! I was so happy!

naween said...

@anon

arre na!! hum bhi to bihari-jharkhandi hi hain!! aur jamshedpur hi to hai [:P]!! koi tension hi nahi hai!!

naween said...

@jasmine

lucky you!!