April 11, 2009
## i've begun a new series of nursery rhymes. for the following (not exhaustive) reasons:
[a] they are easy to write.
[b] i got inspired by the charlie waffles act in two and a half men.
[c] i doubt the mental age of people who read this blog.
## i would have been dead if there had been no discovery channel on tv. honestly.
## i have a strong suspicion that my parents are on a mission to make me add weight.
## i've figured that i can't make do with any plan other than the unlimited one when it comes to an internet connection.
## i keep hiding all the quiz notifications on facebook and still, people keep discovering new ones
## i have discovered that i don't have the patience to read books anymore. but i'm not giving up yet.
## i cannot understand how the roadies and splitsvilla shows on mtv have gained the popularity that they have.
## sleeping too much is NOT injurious to health.