January 11, 2008

gems!!!


you have those fake accounts on orkut, with sexy pics of some gal and a provocative 'about me'. there are always certain despo guys on orkut who'll try to maaro chance even on these obvious fakes. here are a few interesting scraps from such an account:
  • u sex with me because i love sex
  • You are Beautifull !! wanna be my friend? i am sure you would enjoy.
  • hi sweet heart u look 2 sexy.vanna have fun reply me back.giv ur contact no i vil cal u
  • Hiii SEXY....u r in my frndslist instead of this u dont scrapping me......... im waitin 4 ur reply SWEETU...giv some hot replies...
  • How are u. i am on cam want to see mine
  • good morning.ur so sexy.plz give ph.no
  • hey tis ur pics so nice u r relly gorgious
  • i am a sweet guy and funny kind of charector and i am 25 fair in complextion and having a big dick
  • hi this arjun frm india. wow i was mesmerized by ur beauty
  • hello can u friendship with me
  • ur atti's so sexy....jus wanna b ur frnd....
  • It seems like you are increasing your friend list..please reply me once you get a chance...
  • hey angle how ru
  • hi u r looking so sexy..ya........try to maintain it......
  • hi ... this is rohith from hyd... can we be friends?? u r looking so gorgeous... add me so that i'll become one of ur fans baby......
  • hi how are u cutie. this is manish here . may i have a pleasure be friend of this angel ??
  • u visited ma page but never left a scrap .... ur mean ... hehe no offences
  • r u interested to make friends wid me.........i want to make friends wid u...........beco'z...my passions is to make friends.............in orkut.....and i love to make friends..........
  • do u friendship with me?
  • hi..I like ur profile...would like to know u to...would u like that?....(now thatz too many likes!) :-P
  • hi im single if u want share ur time secrectly.contact me in my id.good bye.
  • 23 m here looking 4 real gals only. if u r male den dnt bother 2 reply
God!! what some people will do just to write a post [:P]!!

8 comments:

sandeip said...

"Hiii SEXY....u r in my frndslist instead of this u dont scrapping me......... im waitin 4 ur reply SWEETU...giv some hot replies..."
>>>end even now you did not!!!!

"good morning.ur so sexy.plz give ph.no"
>>>airtel is free or its manic desperation!!

"hey angle how ru"
>>>view "things" from a new "angle" ;)

"r u interested to make friends wid me.........i want to make friends wid u...........beco'z...my passions is to make friends.............in orkut.....and i love to make friends.........."
>>>now this is a real "friendly" passion!!! (sorry about the bad pun,couldn't resist!!) [:)]

"hi..I like ur profile...would like to know u to...would u like that?"
>>>and the dash dash dash :-P

but i just LOVED this one:::
"Hiii SEXY....u r in my frndslist instead of this u dont scrapping me......... im waitin 4 ur reply SWEETU...giv some hot replies.."

>>>sweet and explicit statement of demands ;)

and this one..doesnt it remind you of someone we know?
"You are Beautifull !! wanna be my friend? i am sure you would enjoy."!!!
hint: cool...er,i did not mean that :P

naween said...

@sandeep

:P

Anonymous said...

guru ji,
now don't tell me u too ve one of those accounts and i ve been try maroing all these days...
do u friendshipping wid me...u have such a nice angle...
can any one tell y i asked to fill all that crappy alphabets & numbers while i post a comment...
come on i am no robot...i am 23 m here looking 4 real gals only. if u r male den dnt bother 2 reply..
y don't they understand...

naween said...

@anonymous

naah!! i'm not so vella [:P]!!

you are asked to fill all those alphabets coz otherwise i'd have spamming from bots [:)]!!

ramesh said...

am pretty sure "23 m here looking 4 real gals only. if u r male den dnt bother 2 reply" was written by you

naween said...

@ramesh

yeah yeah! you are right.

Anonymous said...

Abey Naween....There are a coupla communities on Orkut -
1) I want frandshap with u
2) Chutiya log etc

(Spellings might not be correct)

These communities have loads of such scraps... :P Tis fun reading them at times.... :D

~JD

naween said...

@JD

oh! din't know that!!