July 20, 2007

b-school gaatha

now that i've spent about a month in this place, me thinks me should jot down a few griping comments on life in a b-school.

the biggest trouble in a b-school is that there are too many managers and too few workers. everyone wants to take the lead and organise and co-ordinate. which usually leads to timelines getting stretched and more organization and co-ordination. there was this event where we had to prepare a marketing campaign and i was making a poster and this guy comes along and says - "hey maaan, i think this font doesn't look very cool! make it something more flashy." and promptly walked away to give some more instructions to someone else. i can bet my (future) year's salary that this particular fellow didn't know how to hold a brush right...

and btw, the two most frequently used phrases i hear are - "hey maaan!" and "hey guys!"

i strongly believe that 70% of the tension in a b-school is artificially created. surprise tests, assignments, pre-readings, projects and the worst of all - group projects. when you get 5 group projects and all of them have different groups and you have mammoth problems of scheduling meetings, you understand what group interaction is all about.

then there's the problem of class participation. somehow people have this misconception that this is all about asking questions. "sir, since standard deviation is the square root of variation, why do we need to have two terms? we could as well have done with one!! " "sir, normally in economics we deal with two variables. why are you using three variables here and unnecessarily complicating matters?"

baaki complaining kisi aur din [:P]!!

10 comments:

Mayank said...

are you sure this flashy guy doesnot read your blog :D !

And with all these questions you must be having a great time in the class :) !

naween said...

@mayank

who cares !! on both counts!!

Sunny said...

Hey maaaan! "Since you can have more than one posts on the crappity in a b-school... why unnecessarily complicate matters by posting just one?" :-P

naween said...

@sunny

my point eggjactly!!

Anonymous said...

well if you are in a management school everyone will want to act like a manager !! thats wht u are paying the b school for !! :)

GolP

naween said...

@golP

but when it's a group of managers, who does the work?

Anonymous said...

Awesome blog...naween bhai...
i had no idea that there's a budding writer and poet in you...
keep up the good work :)

naween said...

@nikhil

thank you [:P]!!

Anonymous said...

and I hope it was not me :)

karthikeyan .... ( TIMA KOMA)

naween said...

@karthikeyan

[:D] it wasn't you!!