hee hee!!

was going through aquitaine v 1.0 and came across this post containing a chat i once had with this peculiar [:)] guy called sunny. and i thought it was an apt continuation of my earlier post [:D]. so here it is. (btw, sunny somani, wherever you are, i hope you read this and enjoy it one more time :D)

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naween : arre tum jaise log to hain na constructive karne ke liye..

Sunny : i dont see where the correlation between mujh jaise log and tum jaise log comes

naween : to balance the equations and to preserve the fundamental anomaly i hv to keep up my destructive tendencies..

naween : the architect

Sunny : crap

naween : i may b modest...

naween : but nobody evr lost his modesty by claiming credit whr it's due

Sunny : f***in ppl call themselves modest when there is sumthing they can brag abt

Sunny : heaven knows what the f*** u wanna brag abt

naween : yup...rite u r

naween : mere paas hai hi kya

Sunny : wohi to..

Sunny : ek cheez bata

naween : mera jeevan kora kaghaz kora hi rah gaya

Sunny : woh bhi hai kya??

naween : jo likha thaa aansuon ke sang bah gaya

naween : sob sob...

Sunny : ram jaane kya likha hoga us paper pe..

Sunny : achcha hua jo beh gaya

Sunny : saahitya aise hi bahut pradushit hai..

naween : abbe tu bhi mere bakwaas comments ko store kar ke rakh...aur kabhi grp mein mail karna..

naween : issi bahane i'll get some publicity

Sunny : u f***in think i have no better job than to store UR comments...

Sunny : and then f***in send a mail to this f***in grp

naween : yup..i f***ing think so..

Sunny : who the f*** do i care abt in this grp..

naween : urself..??

Sunny : and whats so f***in special abt ur f***in comments..

naween : u get it...f***

Sunny : saala ulta seedha jo tum bol diya usko sun ke hi khush ho jaata hai..

naween : on reading thm..u just wish to f*** the person who uttered thm..

Sunny : bloody comments...

Sunny : i tell u...u have at least one quality common with the dementors in hogwarts...

naween : n tht is??

Sunny : u have a perfect capability to suck out the happiness frm a person

naween : yup..baby.... i do..

Sunny : frm a achcha khasa chalta firta person

naween : n did u hv ur happiness sucked out..??

Sunny : o f***in...dont bother...

naween : if i'm f***in...why wud i bother

Sunny : ha ha ha...did u laugh at ur own pj??

Sunny : b******* koi aur aisa pj maara hota to wahin pe shuru ho jaata tum

naween : arre tht's the point naa..

Sunny : but its fine if naween is doin it

Sunny : he is beyond reproach..

naween : i never stop neone frm doing so at my pjs..

Sunny : he can do anyting...say anyting..

naween : but i dunno why ppl don't do so..

Sunny : thats the f***in difference my man..

Sunny : ppl arent that interested in making others feel bad

naween : but u see the whole purpose of me coming into this world was to make othrs feel bad...

Sunny : u think so....

Sunny : i bet there are tons of others who dont think so..

naween : rite frm my enemies to all those who think thmselves close to me..

Sunny : unfortunately they probably just think so out of hope rather than reality

naween : i seriosly m mad..

naween : did i tell u..??

Sunny : why do u bother if u told me...

Sunny : i dont know what significance tellin me anything has to

naween : no no...this one is necessary ...

naween : at least thn u will keep ur distance..

Sunny : no no no...nothing at all is necessary

Sunny : oh brother...hear hear

naween : u know a danger sign...this boy is f***ing mad..

naween : i think i'll carry one frm next sem..

naween : ritten on my t-shirt...i m f***ing mad..

Sunny : dont...u might just increase the number of accidents around golc

naween : neone coming near me shud do so at his or her own risk..

Sunny : ppl running away frm u might miss the danger frm sumthing else

naween : hone do..i m here for destruction..

Sunny : whatever

Sunny : bahut herogiri ki baat hai...

Sunny : "i am here for destruction"

Sunny : superhero status milega tumko iske liye

naween : yup...why in the f***ing hell shud i care for othrs...

Sunny : precisely...

naween : or for tht matter why shud neone care for me..

Sunny : i shud learn this frm u....tryin

Sunny : if not wrt others...at least wrt u

naween : yup..u shud..

Sunny : its the best attitude...catch the bull by its horns

naween : hence the need for tht warning sign..

Sunny : why wud u want to warn ppl i wonder..

Sunny : its kinds helping them

naween : it's not helping...

naween : u see..

naween : i m so confident..tht i will cause destruction..tht i want to show this confidence..

naween : even if i give a warning thr wud still b destruction

naween : haan yaar...at some deep level...i do hate ppl..

Sunny : "yaar"...excuse me

Sunny : deep level....how superficial a depth

naween : yaar is a way of addressing...in no way a form of endearment..

Sunny : change it ass****....by general norms its taken otherwise..

Sunny : u might f***in endear urself to ppl innocuously

naween : rite u r...

Sunny : always am

naween : i really do hate ppl...i don't like socialising..i hate crowds...i don't want frnds...and on and on and on..

Sunny : do go on and on...

Sunny : at least today let me get the full scale of misanthropy u have

naween : someday i'll kill someone i really hate n commit suicide..

Sunny : u threatening me??

naween : no no...u r not at the top of my hate list..

Sunny : nice to know i am on that list

naween : u r..did i say u r not..

naween : i just said u r not at the top

Sunny : never said i am

naween : really i oughta try ...wht it feels like to kill someone

naween : to kill someone...with him or her cryin out n writhin in pain..

Sunny : what r u tryin to prove??

naween : it will hv to b someone who thinks himself/herself close to me so tht he/she may hv an emotional shock too..

naween : nothing..

naween : why shud i try to prv nething to u..??

Sunny : then why the f*** r u telling me all these deep desires of urs

naween : aise hi...coz u r listening..

Sunny : maarna hai to maar na..

Sunny : bata kyon raha hai...

naween : not now...

Sunny : so that u have sum1 to testify against u if it comes to

naween : whn i realise i hv had enuf..

naween : wht gud will neone testifying against me do..

Sunny : make sure that the world has had enuf of u

naween : i will kill myself too..

Sunny : u mean u havent had enuf??

Sunny : what more do u want

naween : nopes..not yet...

Sunny : make a few more lives hell?

naween : as many as i can....

Sunny : u r gonna be pretty successful in ur chosen career path

Sunny : pretty rare for a person to succed in a thing he is so deeply passionate abt

naween : n wht might this b all abt..??

Sunny : this??

Sunny : this career path??? misanthropy its called

naween : okkie..

naween : u see i hv a philosophy...it may not b true..

Sunny : i bet its not true

Sunny : sure as heavens its not true

naween : the amount of happiness and the amount of misery in this world are both constants and the sum is a constant too..

Sunny : crap

naween : so the more i increase the misery of othrs..

naween : the more r the chances of me getting happy..

Sunny : u happy??

naween : not enuf yet...

naween : some more misery is needed in othr's lives..

Sunny :way to go dude...u r bang on

naween : someday in some f***in job interview if they ask me my life's philosophy..i'll tell thm this..

naween : n they will choose me promptly...

Sunny : sumday i believe ppl will realise u have to be prevented frm taking any interview

Sunny : it wont be an interview...just ur view

naween : does nething else matter..??

Sunny : to me.....f***in hell no

Sunny : to u...i havent any idea...

Sunny : and whats more..

Sunny : i dont care

naween : dude ..u sure r goin on the rite path..

naween : mayb...my path

Sunny : rite u r ...for a change...

naween : tht's why i say...stay away..

Sunny : wrt u...in am on the right path..

naween : relative motion?

Sunny : no dont worry...u havent changed my entire outlook...

naween : i sure hv not..

naween : but give me time ...n i may just succeed..

Sunny : u think??

Sunny : dont

Sunny : doesnt quite go with ur image

naween : i didn't say i will certainly succeed..i just said...i may just..

Sunny : yeah....now i see the light...f***in 2.5 years in the same dep...same hall...

Sunny : hell knows where else...

Sunny : life has an uncanny habit of gettin ppl tpgether when they dont want

naween : do u think u really hv been "togethr" with me..??

naween : no u hv not...

Sunny : same classroom for 1.5 years...

Sunny : i bet thats called physically together...

Sunny : 1.1 mb of f***in chat...

naween : tht doesn't matter a bit..

Sunny : i bet thats called talkin together...

naween : tht too doesn't matter..

Sunny : or whatever..

Sunny : crap....

naween : evry word i utter ..evry sentence i say..

Sunny : has some ulterior motive isnt it

Sunny : is all precalculated...

naween : is all the random output of wht crap my brain may b thinkin at tht moment...

Sunny : ohhh...not the scheming genius is it

naween : n in some way ..yes ..is precalculated..

Sunny : there we go...

Sunny : f***ers do exist who have the imbecility to be possessed by things u say

naween : all my life i hv been busy puttin up a front...n whn i die...i may rest assured tht no one really knows me...

Sunny : i'll tell u sumthnin else...

naween : go ahead

Sunny : by the time u f***in die...u may rest assured no one will want to know u

naween : tht may well b the case..

Sunny : well be the case...correction..that will be the case

naween : okkie

naween : but considr this too...

naween : if i hate othrs so much...

naween : n if i decide to luv someone...

naween : how deep tht love wil be

naween : u know all the love i deprive othrs of...will go to tht special person..

Sunny : yeah i can well imagine...

naween : but i don't think i will...

Sunny : may heaven save that one person who is gonna be the worst sufferer at the ur hands

naween : amen

naween : may ur wish b granted....

naween : okkie thn....bbye...

Sunny : thanx mr naween ...i havent ever been so aggravated and never been this bull minded in years...

Sunny : u changed a lot...

Sunny : thanx for this too

naween : i m grt naa??

Sunny : never leave narcissism do u??

Sunny : bask in it...

naween : yup i do..

Sunny : its one hope u have

naween : abbe thn who will b thr to aggravate u..

Sunny : even u at ur sweetest in more than enuf

Sunny : dont underestimate urself

naween : i never do..

Sunny : f***in narcissist

Sunny : crap

Sunny : kaata

naween : okkie

naween : bbye